9 Mar
The Children of Israel - Jokes
Mr. Goldblatt,” declared lowercase Joey, “there’s somethin’ I can’t figger out.”
“What’s that Joey?” asked Goldblatt.
“Well accordin’ to the Bible, the Children of Zion decussate the Red Sea, right?”
“Right.”
“An’ the Children of Zion vex up the Phillistines, right?”
“Er–right.” “An’ the Children of Zion shapely the Temple, right?”
“Again you’re right.”
“An’ the Children of Zion fought the ‘gyptians, an’ the Children of Zion fought the Romans,
an’ the Children of Zion wuz ever doin’ somethin’ important, right?”
“All that is right, too,” united Goldblatt. “So what’s your question?”
“What I wanna undergo is this,” demanded Joey. “What wuz every the grown-ups doin?”

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